Best Week 2014, Day Three!

Wednesdays are for deeply contemplating the enormity of your commitment to Best Week.

Fun (And Informative) Best Week 2014 Fact: One particular publisher has been highlighted every day of Best Week so far, and will be highlighted again today. Can you spot which one it is? Five space pennies for the victor, and off with the heads of the losers.

Yes, all of them. Off with all their heads.

Good luck, gladiator. If you won’t do it for your country, do it for your head.

Dammit she's called my bluff.

Not the only game you can play with babies, but possibly the best.

#18. oddball Aeronauts

Yes, the lowercase “o” is intentional. Abhorrent as it is, ugly and misshapen and imperfect and wretched, the wishes of the designer must nevertheless be—


We do not bow to the tyranny of those who cannot properly capitalize. Not here on Space-Biff!, bastion of good grammar and the freest of free speech.*

Let me remedy this immediately:

#18. Oddball Aeronauts

That’s better.

If there was a single game I played most of this year, it would be Oddball Aeronauts, thanks to the fact that it required no playing surface of any sort. The fact that it was actually a pretty fun game helped too.

In addition to writing about it more than twice but no more than four times, I played it on the freeway, in a movie theater, in line at a major board game convention, in line at a somewhat less major board game convention, on an airplane, on the toilet, on the airplane toilet, among other less-mentionable places. It isn’t the most flashy game on this list, or the most innovative, but it’s still one of the games I’ll be playing for years to come, tucked into my back pocket for those moments when a lack of tables and a surplus of waiting collide.

The original title for the game was STARPHALLUS, but Asmadi Games vetoed it.

Make an impulse decision, whydontcha.

#17. Impulse

This was my first experience with the “just a few cards do everything, everything!” design philosophy of Carl Chudyk, and I’m glad it was. It looks like a lighter game than it is by a couple orders of magnitude, with its stock plastic spaceships and relatively slim deck of cards at odds with the utterly shocking complexity of the whole thing. A casual glance makes it look like a filler game — and then you get it set up and spend way too long figuring out how to properly leverage your cards, adding them to the central “impulse” to hopefully benefit you without also helping out your opponents.

Once it runs, it hums. There’s a surprising breadth to Impulse’s decision space, whether you focus on improving your empire’s personal “plan,” expand your technology, attack like a madman or enact terrorist actions against an overwhelming opponent — or some combination of the above. It isn’t the sort of game I’ll play any old time — it’s way too much of a brain-burner for that — but it’s definitely the sort of thing I intend to return to when I’m feeling extra smart.


You know what this means…

#16. Condottiere

This is the oldest game on this list, originally published in 1995. And yet, Space-Biff! staff-human Adam’s favorite game of the year is also one of my personal picks for the way it blends short-term wagers with long-term strategy.

You’ve got a hand of cards, see, and while you’re probably holding enough troops to win any given battle, what about the battle after that? And the one after that? You may have conquered Modena, but if you run out of cards you might not get a fresh hand in time to conquer the other territories you need to unite the Apennine Peninsula. Along the way, I guarantee the other players will be bluffing their little pantaloni off to make you think you need to dedicate your best troops to win a battle that — surprise! — they had no chance of winning anyway.

In addition to being a really great game for experienced players, Condottiere is also an excellent gateway game, and we’ve used it on more than one unsuspecting couple in our efforts to introduce more people to better games than Uno.

because it's tacky as all hell

One more reason to steer clear of houses with pink tinfoil over the windows.

#15. Sons of Anarchy: Men of Mayhem

My most prized memory from Sons of Anarchy revolves around my brother-in-law going to jail, finally, after all this time being married to my sister, that scumbag.

Just kidding, he’s lovely. We went out to dinner just tonight, in fact.

Still, when it comes to Sons of Anarchy, he’s a [racial epithet of some sort]. And a [swear word]. And I will steal all his pornography and all his drugs and all his guns and all his money, and then use them to buy more pornography and drugs and guns, and then use those guns to shoot him when he tries to muscle in on my Adult Video Emporium. It’s the only reasonable thing to do.

This is another entry on Space-Biff! crewman Elliott’s list of “Games About Hidden Information,” and whether you’re threatening to roll up on a fight with guns you don’t actually have, or trying to downplay how many duffel bags of drugs your gang currently owns, it’s a big tacky masterpiece.

"Promise?" "Promise."

Four chickens.

#14. Sheriff of Nottingham

Speaking of Elliott’s “Hidden Information” list, here’s another one: a game about smuggling cheese into King John’s castle, but not to rob from the rich to give to the poor. No, just to make money for yourself, because that’s ye olde commerce for ye.

Sheriff of Nottingham is my favorite sort of party game, structured enough that it isn’t immediately won by the most flamboyant personality at the table, but free-wheeling enough that you can totally bribe your aunt into opening your cousin’s bag of contraband in exchange for some apples, only — sorry Aunt Liz — I ain’t got no apples. How do you like them apples? Tastes like a whole lotta nothing? Maybe that’s because they don’t exist.


Man, I love zinging my Aunt Liz.

Um. Forget I said that. Just wipe it right out of the old memory banks.

Barbarian imperials. Like the Mongols. Which maybe these guys sort of represent.

Settled. By imperials.

#13. Imperial Settlers

51st State is great and all — and I mean it really is pretty great — but the cleaned-up and family-ified version is so much smoother to play that its rougher sibling isn’t being let out of the pen to play quite as often.

Imperial Settlers does a pretty much perfect job of accomplishing its goals. Whether it’s the way you start with way too many options, only for one avenue of advancement after another to close off as you play, or the way each point is cobbled together from two or three different cards, or how the gameplay is friendly-ish but not too friendly, Imperial Settlers is easily one of the slickest reimplementations I’ve ever seen. Each of its four empires is distinct, with their own ideas about how to play the game… and then they break their own mold at surprising times.

Very cool.

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If this were a television program, I’d ask you to stay tuned — because we’ve got more Best Week 2014 coming tomorrow!

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* I mean, maybe. Don’t spread that around though. I’d really rather people not think of us like that, actually.

Posted on December 31, 2014, in Board Game, Lists and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. Have you tried the solo campaign rules for Imperial Settlers? I admit I got carried away playing it nonstop until yesterday I made myself take a break from it.

  2. The HuffPost:

    #18: Oddballs: I backed it and then I played the crap out of it. Like you wrote, it isn’t that amazing of a game, but it definitely gets points for portability, which is why I’ve played it so many times this year. Definitely one of the best games for waiting rooms and lunch meetings.

    #17: Impulse: I’m not smart enough for Chudyk games.

    #16: Condottiere: Didn’t play it!

    #15: Sons of Anarchy: Such a good game, maybe my game of the year!

    #14: Sheriff of Nottingham: Didn’t play it!

    #13: Imperial Settlers: Didn’t play it!

    Hm. Didn’t do as well today as yesterday…

  3. The rules and tables are half-way down Portal’s page here:

    And I do recommend it!

  4. Dan, I’m forwarding this to your Aunt Liz!

  5. I remember thinking to myself how cool it was that I played Impulse before you, since you usually beat me to it — for instance, just from this article alone, I bought Sons of Anarchy, Sheriff of Nottingham, and Imperial Settlers on your recommendation.

    That’s all I wanted to say. That I beat you to Impulse. Go me.

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