Five Life Lessons with Drachenturm

Life Lesson #0: Get super lucky with genetics.

As happens in the life of every board gamer who’s bothered to reproduce, there comes a time when your central preoccupation is the inculcation of cardboard and rulesets, dice and phases, punchboards and baggies. Brainwashing, to put it less nicely. All parenting is brainwashing, hopefully with more positive results than negative.

During our semi-regular visits to the local game store, Baby Cate — not rightfully baby anymore — would once upon a time beeline for the shopping baskets. Into the basket she’d climb, insisting it was a boat, and rock back and forth until it toppled onto its side, usually depositing her underfoot a passing stranger. Now her first destination is the shelf at the back, the one with the bright yellow HABA line. Somehow, against all odds, she managed to doe-eye her father into purchasing Drachenturm. Because it had a dragon on the box, you see.

Thankfully, Drachenturm has proved an apt instrument for imparting life lessons. Five of them, by my count. And Cate doesn’t even realize she’s learning.

As a pro-dragon kid, Cate can't figure out why the dragon would be doing this.

“That silly dragon!”

Life Lesson #1. Taking Turns

Well, duh.

However, one of the reasons I prefer board games to digital games is that everybody is right there. You’re seated around the same table, sharing space, sharing air, sharing words. You’re operating by the same rules. It’s still possible to be a turd, of course. But without the sheltering anonymity of a screen, behaving like a turd will earn you glares, or polite coughs, or stiffly-worded rebukes, or even banishment if you don’t level up into non-turd form. The social pressure to behave decently is… well, it exists. That’s more than I can say about the last multiplayer manshooter I played.

In Drachenturm — or Dragon Tower, if you’re afraid of letting a German word catch in your throat — a princess has been captured and sealed away in a tower. The townsfolk are trying to erect a scaffolding to bring her back down. Problem is, the local dragon is going to pull down that tower by tugging on his rope, which is tied around the first pillar. Bad planning? Yes. Nobody accused these townsfolk of being educated.

Right away, though, Drachenturm is about cooperation. All that scaffolding? Born up by the bodies of the peasants. And how do you get them into position?

By taking turns.

It’s a subtle thing, but present nonetheless. To accomplish a difficult task, sometimes initiative is required, and sometimes deference is required. At their most basic level, that’s what turns are about. Here’s your moment to shine; now here’s mine. And in order for those moments to function as intended, in order for the peasants to move into position and the scaffolding to rise, it’s necessary for everyone who isn’t acting right now to step back and do one of the hardest things they’ll ever do — wait.

Better than matching, which is the worst "game" ever foisted upon children.

It isn’t even matching; it’s remembering the occasional tile to avoid.

Life Lesson #2. Remembering Mistakes

How does a turn work? By playing a memory game. Thank the dodecadeity, there’s no matching.

It couldn’t be simpler. On the table there are face-down tiles. You flip a tile and use what it shows. If it’s a peasant, you match their color to one of the spaces on a scaffolding, creating pillars. If it’s a scaffolding, you build a scaffolding atop those poor peasants. If you can’t use a tile right now, it gets flipped back down, ready for a future turn.

If it’s a dragon tile, though? Hoo boy, that’s when the trouble starts. The dragon nudges backward by a single space, diminishing the slackness of his rope. When he starts to pull, you’ll have less time to rescue the princess. This will make more sense in a minute.

In most cases, used tiles are tossed out. You can’t use the same purple peasant to build two pillars, after all, because that peasant is up there on the scaffolding, grunting and sweating. Dragon tiles are different. When you reveal them, they go straight back into the mix. It isn’t shuffled or anything ridiculous like that. It just sits there, a mistake you can stumble upon a second time if you forget where you left it.

And in addition to being a perfectly useful memory game for youngsters, it’s also a reminder that most of our flubs don’t require repeating. You bonked your forehead on a car’s side mirror? Well, you’re now tall enough for that to happen. If you remember to check where you’re walking, it won’t happen again. Much of life is a memory game. It’s inevitable you’ll draw a dragon tile or two. But drawing them a second time? Unnecessary.

"Cooperation." a.k.a. "Doing the hard work for somebody who's calling the shots."

These scaffoldings aren’t gonna hold themselves up.

Life Lesson #3. Taking Your Time

It’s one of Drachenturm’s more minor elements, but you actually need to build that scaffolding. Whether placing peasants or laying floors, there’s always a chance you’ll lay something askew. When it comes to something important, and you have the time, go ahead and take it! It’s hard enough when your fingers are chubby and adorable. No need to rush.

Especially because, considering what comes next, you’re going to want that scaffolding to have some sturdiness in its bones.

And still shoving that princess like a champ.

She’s howling with laughter right now.

Life Lesson #4. Poise Under Pressure

Once the scaffolding has reached the princess’s level, Drachenturm comes to life.

No more turns. That’s the first change. The bigger difference is that you’re on the clock. You click the dragon’s wing into position and he begins reeling in his rope, slowly enough that you have a chance, not so fast that it’s a good one. And while the dragon pulls, you’re pushing the princess with sticks. First out of her penthouse apartment, then around the edge of her tower, and finally down the scaffolding, dropping her through one hole after another.

It’s madcap hilarity, the sort of thing that seizes a four-year-old with conniptions of laughter. Not that Cate can’t focus; she’s multitalented like that. But it’s silly and harried and ever so slightly awkward, especially once you start working your pusher-stick around those fragile peasant pillars. Space is tight, and chances are that the princess has tipped onto her side and is rolling a wide ellipse and threatening to spill over the edge prematurely. So you squint into the space between floors, adjust your angle, and shove her princessly butt closer to safety.

While laughing. While under pressure.

And then, if you’re as bad as we are at Drachenturm, the whole thing collapses in on itself anyway.

"Silly dragon!" she bubbles.

The conclusion of every single time we’ve played.

Life Lesson #5. Coping With Failure

Nearly every play ends this way. Scaffolding shattered, peasants crushed, the princess lost among the debris. Listen to me — nearly every. That’s me being generous. For clumsy-fingered Thurotses, every single attempt has concluded with collapse.

But the beauty of Drachenturm is that it understands how to pitch failure. It isn’t “losing.” It’s the best outcome, because it’s the one that let you knock something down. It’s the same principle that guides unusually clever games like Jenga and Space Alert. Victory means you sidestepped failure. Hooray. But failure itself? That’s when the game did the thing it was intended to do. You don’t play with building blocks because you want to leave the tower up forever. You do it so you can send them clattering across the floor.

Drachenturm cushions defeat by making it fun. And because of that cushioning, it teaches a few vital lessons. Yeah, we can do better. We can avoid those dragon tiles. We can giggle less while pushing the princess. We can maybe assign roles in advance — you’re the princess-pusher, I’m the princess-bumper who prevents early falls. That sort of thing.

But it also teaches that failure isn’t all bad. That nearly everything we actually learn is because we made mistakes, or felt uncomfortable, or put ourselves out there. Learning isn’t hard, no matter how many people slip into that trap. The same goes for mistakes. When every misstep is an opportunity to better ourselves, where’s its sting? Momentary frustration. Embarrassment. The horror of repetition. Eventually, hopefully, betterment.

And if not, who cares? It’s just a dragon tower.

And again. And again. At least it isn't another play of Animal Upon Animal.


At this point, I’ve played Drachenturm more than many of the year’s coolest releases. So it goes when something captures a kid’s interest.

Regrets? Not a one. Drachenturm is exactly what I want from a kid’s game. It’s simple, adorable, and — most importantly — gets Cate laughing while learning. If I’m being honest, it usually gets me laughing, too.


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Posted on November 1, 2018, in Board Game and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 11 Comments.

  1. Excellent post and couldn’t agree more! As a father of 4, we play a ton of family games. It’s been a revelation to me playing the occasional game with non-gamer cousins and friends how much gaming does to impart these lessons. I’d also add fair-play/honesty to the list – it warms my heart when one of my kids makes an unsolicited admission of having seen somebody’s hand of cards or catches themselves goofing up a rule – and games certainly facilitate this.

  2. You better be careful Daniel, or after several years you might find that you’ve reviewed most of the games on my shelf at home.

  3. Wonderful post that should sound very familiar to almost any moving-through-middle-age gamer that hopes to conscript some progeny into their next session. Ive always encouraged my own children with the mantra “there are no stupid questions” when referring to rules (even though I may have to explain them multiple times). We started with some simpler games like the one you described, but also dallied in older classics like Monopoly (and its cosmetic variants), Life and others. As they got older the games became more complex- I will remind my past self when I exit the time machine NOT to rush this phase. We’ve enjoyed Dead of Winter, Planetarium, Anachrony and a host of indie-style & mainstream card games.

    Good times. Good times, indeed.

    • We recently played Blood Rage with an eleven-year-old, and his enthusiasm was a wonderful thing to behold. His dad was careful to make him do all the math, figuring out battle strengths and having him count points in his head rather than ticking the marker along the track. Lots of good lessons to be learned here — including some pretty powerful social ones.

  4. Dan,

    Brace yourself….hyperbolic praise incoming;

    I find your weekly articles an absolute joy to read. You’ve a very empathic relationship with your understanding of board games and how to intuit their mechanics / rule sets and then convey that to your readers.

    You’re particularly non-judgemental, and will always find the positives before making us aware of perceived misgivings.

    You’re approach is always gentle and considerate and that makes it clear to your readership base that you really do care how your choice of words reflects a games features and in turn how that informs our buying decisions.

    In my opinion, whilst I appreciate that what you do is essentially reviewing, it goes beyond that and into the rarefied world of thought provoking essay-isim.

    I love what you do, and I’m far from alone in that.

    Please keep up the great work, I can only imagine how tricky it is to fit all this in to an already busy life, and then give it to us….for free?!!


    Thank you.


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