The Incredible Plot of Alan Wake, Eps 1 through 3

He's also a pro at silhouette acting, but he does that under his pseudonym, Nigel Shadows. N Shadows, get it? Get it? Yep, he's a pro.

Alan Wake, ancient-curse-solver extraordinaire.

I just finished playing through the first three episodes of Alan Wake by Remedy Entertainment, and I must tell you, it is so good. So good that I want to talk about the things it does really well, and the ways that it deconstructs the horror genre. I hope all you devs out there are listening, because from now on Alan Wake will basically be the definitive how-to when it comes to making horror games.

"Karen," he asks his wife, whose name is Alice, "why do we always go to these crummy little towns with scary names?" "Hush, my beautiful, troubled man," Alice reassures him.

Alan Wake journeys to the ill-named town of Bright Falls.

Okay, so let’s jump right in. Alan Wake is a writer who doesn’t write anymore because of trauma or boredom or eldritch night terrors. After one of these nightmares about a hitchhiker who wants to lop his head off with an axe that he was lugging around hitchhiking, Alan wakes up on a ferry bound for the town of Bright Falls with his wife Alice. This town is in Washington (state) or Alaska; somewhere damp and chilly and haunted. On the ferry, a creepy old man claims to be a radio enthusiast, which makes Alan think he’s even more creepy (“Come check out my HAM sometime,” should never be your opening line when propositioning handsome young writers). Turns out, the annual Bright Falls deer festival is coming up, which further weirds out our hero, because who the hell wouldn’t be weirded out by a deer festival being the number one attraction in an already-creepy town. They stop in town to awkwardly converse with some of the local fauna, then drive over to their rented lake cabin.

Alan calls her on this and she gets angry and defensive. Truth be told, she's always struggled with compulsive lying. She happened to be telling the truth this time, though she can't defend herself without ending up back in therapy.

Alice: World’s biggest liar.

The lake cabin turns out to be balls scary, and it doesn’t get any better when it turns out it’s run by a generator that’s competing with the Baghdad Batteries for the title of world’s oldest power source. Alice is surprised that Alan is annoyed with her when she leaves her pants very enticingly draped over a railing but tells him that instead of lovin’, he’s going to write a novel while on their romantic getaway to scary town. They argue for a while, then pretend to be surprised when the lights go out and they’re trapped in a horrifying creaky cabin in the middle of the night. Alan goes out to kick the generator again, but he’s attacked by demon bats and Sarah decides to go swimming in the lake and she drowns or gets kidnapped or Alan is/goes insane.

"I think I'll be safe from that ghost lumberjack in that logging camp," Alan narrates to himself.

Alan decides to look for help in an abandoned logging camp.

Alan wakes up after being in a car crash and decides to seek help. He can see a gas station across a narrow river, but instead of fording or swimming it (or walking a short ways to the bridge that spans it), he decides to take a miles-long detour through a mist-filled and obviously-haunted forest, where he is attacked by shadow-cloaked mountain folk. Fortunately, Alan finds himself in possession of a flashlight and revolver, and sets to exorcising the ghost people via the common method of pointing his flashlight at them until their shadowy wreaths are dispelled, then shooting them until they dissolve into a burst of light despite being made of darkness.

"It would *not* be like Deliverance," Alan narrates, hopeful.

Alan attacks a machete-wielding redneck with his flashlight.

Unlike most horror, which relies on creating surprising or unique situations, this attack is thankfully not just a onetime thing. Alan now finds himself fighting the Battle of the Argonne, using his flashlight and revolver to eliminate hundreds of the twisted rednecks through thirty-something hours and fifteen miles of indistinguishable forest. By replicating the same moment of attack uncountable times, the game plays a double trick on its players, surprising them by not surprising them.

"The flag was a false sense of security," Alan narrates, "but I knew the stripes were the bloody stripes of Mona's..." Alan pauses. Was this the right game? Who was he? Was he sane at all?

During the game’s one boring scene, Alan investigates a lead in a trailer park.

Eventually Alan finds his way out of the forest, and the game tricks you again. This time it makes you think that the real horror will be the dullness of a safe daytime investigation, but again, the game displays unforeseen flair, sending Alan again into the forest to fight against shadow-hicks. The game does make a slight misstep, having Alan run from the cops for a while, but soon the cops are possessed by the inky darkness, which gives them the power to attack Alan from behind for a few dozen sequences: give Alan a TICKET! "Blast, caught me again," Alan narrates as he flips them the bird and peels out.

Cops with bad intentions emerge from the shadows…

Along the way, Alan is receiving exposition and hints from unknown sources. Spooky television shows featuring him as a character and even radio broadcasts from the man on the ferry fill in the blanks of this richly-textured world. Alan finds pages of a manuscript that apparently he wrote, and they give prophetic insights to what is going on, even hinting that Alan is creating the horrific reality that has enveloped him. Even more mysteriously, someone with not-fluorescent paint has left Alan spades of helpful clues.

"Well crap," Alan says out loud, not narrating at all. "That would have been helpful. My F9 key is almost worn out."

About ten hours into the game, this convenient clue appears.

Eventually Alan faces off against his greatest fear, which has been foreshadowed for hours: a tractor.

Despite it being blurry from shadow-possession, Alan recognizes the truck as the 1965 No. 2 900 Mighty Dump. His nemesis.

“Take this, Tonka truck!”

After a few more hours of battling possessed mountain men, Alan finds himself once again surrounded by boring daylight and dull stunning vistas.

"A creepy mine?" he narrates. "Whatever. Give me the forest! Ah, the forest..."

Alan Wake is totally nonplussed by what he sees.

Thankfully, Alan knows that only three of the game’s episodes have passed, and soon he will be back in the forest, battling more of the shadow men that have come to terrify him with their unrelenting appearances. It could last forever, he assures himself.

It could last forever.

Posted on May 18, 2012, in How-to, Reviews and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.

  1. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, felt great! Wish my flashlight was that powerful.

  2. Best alt texts on Space-Biff yet? I think so!

    Maybe even the best article, tbh.

  3. Hero Squadmate Number Five

    I think everything you liked about Alan Wake was stuff I didn’t like

  4. Totally kicking myself for not picking this up when it was on sale. Can’t believe such an amazing deconstruction of the horror genre passed me by. It’s like that time I missed out on seeing Rebecca Black’s performance on Jay Leno. Truly a tragedy. I’m so stupid 🙂

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