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I'm bracing for a game about time travel in which I go back in time to change this game's box art to not reflect time travel, thereby erasing the need for time travel in the first place. Paradox?

Remember the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, when Indiana Jones is getting all shouty about the government’s “top men” not acknowledging the true power of the Ark of the Covenant? Well, you should have seen him when the U.S. announced they’d run out of money and were going to be auctioning it off. He just about nuked the fridge.

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