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I Survived Quartermaster General

WHAT A QUARTERMASTER GENERAL DOES NOT DO: look at explosions.

Behold him, standing there, bewildered and exhausted, wild eyes casting about. He whispers something, though you cannot hear until you lean in close. Closer, he beckons. Then, from between cracked lips: I only am escaped alone to tell thee.

What could it mean? Possibly that this poor dude had to spend a weekend playing Quartermaster General.

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