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Who Would Want to Rule an Ice Garden?

Rule Number One of the Ice Garden: dress like a fifth-rate convention cosplayer.

Playing a game that boasts all your favorite elements but still doesn’t click is sort of like picking up a mouth-watering chili dog, taking a deep breath of its spiced perfection, then digging into a bite of jello and mushrooms. Or leaning in for a kiss and instead getting a faceful of echidna. Or looking forward to your favorite sibling’s birthday party only to arrive and discover they’re now engaged to your worst enemy.

I could go on. The point is, that’s The Lord of the Ice Garden in a nutshell.

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