Category Archives: Board Game
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I’ve never hated a game the exact same way I hate 21X, which I suppose is a compliment of sorts. Growing up, math class was for three things. (1) Hanging raggedly onto a good grade so I could get into medical school. (2) Inventing those math jokes where you hold the calculator upside-down to see the answer. (3) Programming text adventure games into my TI-83+.
Everything but the math.
Chalice of Bananas
I promise this won’t become a food review. Although if you could see the embarrassingly touristy pictures of what I spent the past weekend eating in New Orleans, you would understand the impulse. The story of how I came to be trapped in a not-as-haunted-as-advertised hotel with sixteen game designers and wargaming wonks isn’t as exciting as it could have been. Short version: I had a flight voucher two months shy of expiration.
But the games — oh, the games.
There’s no need to cover all of them. You already know how to play Two Truths And A Lie — the key is in the title — and my brisk review of Matt Calkins’ Charioteer is that it’s too arithmetical for its own good. Instead, here are the weekend’s two standouts.
Space-Cast! #49. A Vantage on Vantage
By now you’ve likely heard of Vantage, the ambition first-person exploration game about surviving and thriving on an alien planet. For today’s Space-Cast!, we’re joined by Jamey Stegmaier to discuss the eight-year inception, development, and eventual appearance of this wonderful and strange artifact. Along the way, we discuss Vantage’s inspirations, how design constraints can engender greater freedom, and games within games.
Listen over here or download here. Timestamps can be found after the jump.
Brass: New Delhi
Is there an aphorism about how satire is often indistinguishable from reality? If not, there ought to be. Tycoon: India 1981 takes notes from Martin Wallace’s Brass, not only in terms of its interlocking economy and rich-get-richer gameplay, but also by turning choking smog into a whole aesthetic. It’s the inverse of colorful Lakshadweep, the last title we covered by Sidhant Chand, swapping the sustainable fisheries for sky-blotting smokestacks.
In spite of that shift — in spite of a few problems, really, nearly all of them inherited from the Eurogame tradition Tycoon is imitating — I can’t help but be compelled. Can you taste the carbon? That’s the flavor of money.
How Was the Gameplay, Mrs. Lincoln?
I know it’s far removed from today, but the assassination of Abraham Lincoln makes me sad in a way that most historical events do not. Thanks to my father’s interest in the topic, the Civil War was my first real foray into both history and wargames, and the Gettysburg Address was the first speech I ever memorized. Not original for an American schoolkid, I know, but still.
There is some small upside: playing Wes Crawford and Ryan Heilman’s The Pursuit of John Wilkes Booth, I had that extra motivation to nail the bastard. Some part of me approaches the subject reluctantly. It’s a game about the early history of American policing more than anything, staffed with military detectives and Pinkerton agents and Secretary of War Edwin Stanton pulling strings to put more federal cavalry under my command. Like the Civil War that had ended only five days before the traitor’s bullet found its mark, this is America’s Old Testament period, its belly fired with vengeance and fury. I know the problems. I have my hangups. And yet there is nothing I want more than to catch the assassin before he crosses some remote frontier.
Horatio Hotwindblower
There was a time when news of another entry in the Pax Series was cause for celebration. Ah, to once again be a callow youth! Nowadays I identify as a callow adult. Pax Hispanica is the eighth installment — or is it the tenth? — and as a solo Phil Eklund outing, it has that “opinionated uncle at Thanksgiving” energy going for it.
But this time, Pax Hispanica sprinkles something extra atop its what-if history, double-take footnotes, and overstuffed glossary. In a first for the series, this one is also a big old bore.
Most Select of Board Games
The temple complex of Ipet-isut, “the most select of places,” today known as Karnak, is unique among Egyptian sites for the sheer duration of its construction. Nearly thirty pharaohs, from the Middle Kingdom to the Greek Ptolemies, added to the complex’s collection of statues, arches, obelisks, columns, hieroglyphs… pretty much anything we associate with “very old building.”
Now Karnak has one more addition: a board game by design collective Jasper Beatrix. Yep, the same folks whose designs I’ve been admiring all year. And like Karnak itself, this one necessitates some excavation.
Space-Cast! #48. Compiling
Computers! They’re always doing pesky things like falling in love. For today’s episode, we’re joined by Michael Yang to discuss Compile, his hit lane-battler that sees two rival programs compete to expand their nascent sentience. Along the way we discuss the game’s inception during the pandemic, the joys of nailing that first pitch, and the heartbreak of having your publisher dissolved by venture capital.
Listen here or download here. Timestamps can be found after the jump.
Apex Card Shark
Sometimes I joke that every board game about evolution is really about intelligent design. We are, after all, streamlining these creatures for maximum survival, carving out niches with great forethought and consideration. This is not meant as a substantive critique. Board games give us control over all sorts of things that normally fall outside the realm of human agency. Anyway, if these games accidentally argue that a thinking mind must direct the evolution of species, then it’s a polytheistic bash of many gods competing to secure the most calories for their preferred fuzzies.
And then there’s Nature. Eleven years after Evolution, nine after Evolution: Climate, and five after the spinoff Oceans, Dominic Crapuchettes has taken the system that cemented his reputation as a serious designer and honed it into an apex predator. This is the sleekest representation of evolution ever put to cardboard. But there’s a bigger question lingering behind those grandiose claims. Namely: is it worth it?
Chicago Gets It Up
Imagine checking into a hotel in 1861. Not just any hotel, but a six-story brick building. Over the course of your stay, the front stairs have grown noticeably steeper each time you return. When you check out five days later, the windows that once sat at eye level are now several feet above your head.
This isn’t a ghost story. It’s an actual anecdote from the raising of Chicago, when engineers used thousands of screwjacks to lift the city’s brick structures six feet above their previous elevation. In some cases, as with the Tremont House Hotel, the laborers worked in covered trenches, permitting business to be conducted as usual. This brought the city above the water line, permitted the construction of a sewer system, and hopefully prevented another outbreak of cholera from killing one in twenty inhabitants. Chicago was saved. At least until the next decade, when a cow would kick over a lantern in Mrs. O’Leary’s barn.
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