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“Cozy” Is a Four-Letter Word
I’m deeply suspicious of “cozy.” For much the same reason I’m suspicious of “nostalgia,” come to think of it. In the mouth of business executives, “cozy” becomes something we already own, or at least already have within our grasp, now repackaged and sold back to us as a subscription service. A monthly box of curated snacks. Ten ideas for cozymaxxing your nostalgia shelf. And that’s before we even consider the way institutions and politicians propose that coziness and nostalgia are the way things “used to be,” before someone came along to take away our picnics and crime-absent streets. What if we could go back to the Way It Was? What if all it took was getting rid of a few undesirables?
In other words, I am way too cranky to be Cozy Stickerville’s target audience. “More like Cozy Fascistville,” I probably frumped to myself. Then I learned it was designed by Corey Konieczka. Then I figured it might be a nice thing to play with my twelve- and six-year-old daughters. Then, as the undertow of commercialism swept my legs out from under me, it appeared in my shopping cart, one click away from arriving at my doorstep within three to five business days.
Then, those three to five business days later, it was winning me over.
The Man DeLorean
Here’s what I’ve gleaned from watching one episode of The Mandalorian. It’s Star Wars, all right. Boba Fett is taking petty bounties to reforge his armor after it was melted by that sandworm on Arrakis. He learns how to ride a bipedal potato, shoots up a town populated by four hundred gungoons, and saves Small Yoda from his old nemesis IG-88.
This is me blinking in bewilderment. People like this stuff?
The Mandalorian: Adventures is a board game adaptation of the entire first season by Corey Konieczka. It isn’t about to persuade me to watch more Star Wars. But in a huge twist worthy of a montage about riding a potato, I wouldn’t mind seeing an expansion with more shootouts, heists, and general buffoonery.

