Now and then, people ask me how we manage to review some of the, ah, less agreeable board games we cover here on Space-Biff! The answer is the Crap Patrol. These are our very own Dirty Dozen, except they battle bad board games in place of Nazis. Also, there are only three of them in addition to me, they’re relatively well-groomed, and they aren’t criminals pressed into service in exchange for pardons. We don’t have an analogue for A.J. Maggot either. Thankfully. Alright, really the only point of comparison is that they do the dirty jobs nobody else wants to — though this time, it was more than just a mission… and some of them might not be coming back.

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