So you want a board game but there just isn’t room in your budget. I hear it all the time. “How can I hide this purchase from my wife?” the refrain goes. “If she finds out that I splurged another $199 on a box of miniatures that we can’t afford right now, she, my life partner, to whom I swore vows of faithfulness, is gonna murder me. That’s a week of groceries! LOL.”

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